How to steal alcohol effectively

Tips/Steps for stealing alcoholic beverages from yo parents
Step one: Make sure what youre going to take isnt new or super expensive or special alcohol. It needs to be something they probably wont notice. (For me this was whipped cream vodka, vodka samplers & honey whiskey which were placed in the far back of the fridge)

Step two: Match the color of the alcohol to another liquid you could easily find in your house. (For vodka i used water, for the whiskey i used food coloring). Also do not use anything toxic because someone could end of drinking it. We dont want anyone getting sick, except maybe you from a hangover.

Step three: Get Containers to put the alcohol in other than the containers theyre already in. (I used a tea (for the whiskey) and water (for the vodka) bottle. Be careful and make sure the liquid normally in the container matches the color of the alcohol.

Step four: Wait for the right time. Wait till nobody is awake in the house and maybe even until the heat or air conditioning comes on to cover up any noise you may make. (I waited until 4:20am on the dot)

Step five: Pour the alcohol into your new containers (Make sure not to mix. For example: dont mix whiskey and vodka in one container). Make a funnel out of paper if you need to help you pour it.

Step six: GO HIDE THE ALCOHOL IN ITS NEW CONTAINERS IMMEDIATELY. HIDE THE EVIDENCE.

Step seven: Go pour your liquids of the matching color into the corresponding bottles the alcohol was originally in. (You may need to use a funnel for this also).

Step Eight: Put the bottles back where you originally found them and over the months dispose one at a time until the fake bottles are of alcohol are empty.

This has been tried and worked many times at my fathers house, however my mom rarely drinks and has caught onto me but doesnt care.