How to steal alcohol effectively

Tips/Steps for stealing alcoholic beverages from yo parents
Step one: Make sure what youre going to take isnt new or super expensive or special alcohol. It needs to be something they probably wont notice. (For me this was whipped cream vodka, vodka samplers & honey whiskey which were placed in the far back of the fridge)

Step two: Match the color of the alcohol to another liquid you could easily find in your house. (For vodka i used water, for the whiskey i used food coloring). Also do not use anything toxic because someone could end of drinking it. We dont want anyone getting sick, except maybe you from a hangover.

Step three: Get Containers to put the alcohol in other than the containers theyre already in. (I used a tea (for the whiskey) and water (for the vodka) bottle. Be careful and make sure the liquid normally in the container matches the color of the alcohol.

Step four: Wait for the right time. Wait till nobody is awake in the house and maybe even until the heat or air conditioning comes on to cover up any noise you may make. (I waited until 4:20am on the dot)

Step five: Pour the alcohol into your new containers (Make sure not to mix. For example: dont mix whiskey and vodka in one container). Make a funnel out of paper if you need to help you pour it.

Step six: GO HIDE THE ALCOHOL IN ITS NEW CONTAINERS IMMEDIATELY. HIDE THE EVIDENCE.

Step seven: Go pour your liquids of the matching color into the corresponding bottles the alcohol was originally in. (You may need to use a funnel for this also).

Step Eight: Put the bottles back where you originally found them and over the months dispose one at a time until the fake bottles are of alcohol are empty.

This has been tried and worked many times at my fathers house, however my mom rarely drinks and has caught onto me but doesnt care.

March 28th 2015

I stole alcohol today from the fridge at my dads house, whiskey to be exact. Im gonna steal some more tonight. Theres whipped cream vodka in there and a shit ton of beer. Im also getting a hookup this week from a girl at my school and am gonna have a party this weekend. Im so pumped. If this wasnt an anon tumblr id invite all of you. Gonna get stoned and drunk and play strip poker and be a stupid teenager like i was last weekend.
Im also probably gonna split with Oliver this week because he ditched me all spring break and that doesnt work for me...plus i miss isac.

Meet Isac (Awhile Back)

I remember dating a guy named Isac, he's a tenth grader. He is also Toby and Hans' brother. He was an incredible guy, and I loved him a lot. He was a huge stoner, although i don't now if he still is...
Isac was addicted to pot and cigs and drinking and occasionally using acid. He also dealt with terrible depression.
One day while i was at my step-dad's house watching tv i got a call from Toby... Toby was very clear with his message and he tried to cover the tears but i could hear him crying through the phone. Toby said, " If you hear from Isac, call me and keep him with you. Isac ran away and left a suicide note." Turns out Isac had wrote about jumping off the tallest building in the city and ran away because he got in a fight with his parents. Luckily he didnt. He was at a friends house almost through a cycle of pain killers when his friends dad found him and took him home. I didnt hear from Isac for awhile and eventually when i did, we broke up and shortly after he went to rehab up in a small town about six hours away.
I went crazy and smoked pot every night to fall asleep, started taking huge amounts of pills and drinking my heart away. I got it all under control when i started to like Damian and we dated...for four days. And then Oliver...and Im very very happy with him...but im still waiting for Isac to come back.
My heart is still with Isac.
Here is a note Isac wrote me from rehab.
Let's pretend my name is Jennifer:
Dear Jennifer,
Thank you so much for the note, I look at it every day and just thinking about you pushes me through the long days. I miss you so much, I think about what i lost everyday and I can't stand being away from you. I hope you are still waiting for me because I will wait for you as long as it takes.
I can't help but say I've fallen in love with you, and I feel that it is more real than anything.
Write back as soon as you can.
With all love, Isac<3

It literally broke my heart when Isac's mom made me friend-zone him over another letter...
I miss Isac a lot. Maybe him being gone is what's turning me into such a fuck-up. 

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March 25th 2014

I would read from the bottom blog up to the top to get a good perspective of me.

So last night Kailani spent the night at my house, which was actually really fun. In the morning we went halfie hunting again with Robin because we have problems and can't stop smoking.

Then, I went shopping with my grandma, my dad's mom for my upcoming birthday. To make things quick we went to dinner and went to the mall. I bought jeans, swim suit bottoms to match my pre-bought tops, chocolate, and stars for my ceiling that i put up today and they look beautiful!(:
After shopping I got a ride to the skate park to hang with Kailani and buy his guitar off of him. We went to his house, got the guitar and then went back to skate.
A friend of his, I don't know his name wanted some bud (weed) and I had some at my house, so we hitched a ride to my house, sold a dime and then hung out at my place. Robin also came over again. We smoked cigs until we couldn't walk because of the lightheaded-ness (that's how i like it). Then my mom came home and we acted normal. Robin left and Kailani and I went to Jack in the Box for dinner, then went home. We talked about pretty much everything and ate our dinner and then Robin snuck out of her house and came over. I'm not gonna sugar coat it, we all got ridiculously stoned. I don't remember much from the night other than it hit Kailani harder than the rest of us. Kailani spent the night again and i'm guessing Robin left when Kailani and I passed out because when we woke up she was not here. 

March 24th 2015

If you've been reading my blog, you probably  know that i have a boyfriend, Oliver.
Well this story will show my true loyal girlfriend skills. Recently, since i'm a horny teen just like most other fifteen year old girls out there, I've been trying to take the next step with him (aka: sex). I also recently was told that Oliver has an erectile dysfunction of some sort...not sure  if that's true or not. However, Oliver has been turning away the idea of sex for awhile, but he says he's ready. So it makes sense.
Anyhow, I've got myself a friend-with-benefits now. He was eager to lose his virginity and i went with it because he's great at keeping secrets. Oliver wont find out, so what's to lose? His name is Triston and he and I have been mediocre friends for awhile. He has kept every secret I've ever told him. He also is in a relationship with someone that won't budge sexually, but he really does love her.
So long story short we made plans to come to my house, and we both did. We were both very very very very extremely awkward at first...we took turns making a move until eventually we ended up fucking...for twenty three seconds...then he came. (Also, I have an IUD so i don't want any use a condom shit in the comments either) I dont know if we are going to do that again, I'd be down, so it's up to him. But twenty three seconds? Are you serious dude? My last boyfriend could hold his ground for also an hour! Wow...twenty three whole seconds..
Then shortly after I called Kailani up and we met at the city's center (can't say where because i don't want to give up my location) We met with Robin, Alex, and another chick i didn't know. We all hung and went to Urban Outfitters together and then Alex and the other girl went off to find some half smoked cigarettes they could finish off (aka: halfies). Kailani, Robin and I screwed around on the escalators downtown and rode the elevators in the parking garage. Then we went halfie hunting ourselves. We went to this underground parking garage that it known in my town for it's graffiti and for its location, the perfect location to smoke/snort/whatever and not get caught. We smoked like four cigs and then i hobbled out of the garage because i was so light headed. I love being light-headed. Its better then any high, my strange addiction.
Addictions bring me back to sixth  grade, I had just moved across the state to a new town and a new school. There was many other new kids that year, two girls in particular come to mind Brianna and Cassy. I became very close to these girls and i remember knowing they were trouble makers from the moment i met them, but i didn't care because i was innocent then. We went to the skating rink a lot together and tried to impress all of the boys with curled hair and eyeliner darker than Satan's soul, of course i never got any of them because i was too good for all the bad boys..but now i'm not. One time when i was walking with Cassy, she asked me what my strange addiction was and i didn't know. She then admitted that hers was cigs and i thought she was crazy. I thought to myself, "That's nasty!." and let it go.
I hung out with Kailani and Robin for a little longer at the laundry mat across from our school, we played truth or dare but nobody would dare anything so it was just talking. We also saw Sky and Chance, they're a couple from my old group. I left the group because i thought they were too much trouble but then i turned out even worse...whoops. Sky hates me, she used to be my bestfriend but she cut me out of her life when i left the group and now its turned to hate somehow. I don't hate her back. Chance is a eleventh grader who goes to the highschool i'll be going to next year, i remember back at the dance my seventh grade year he was doing the 'Chance Train' and would piggy back someone around the corner and then dry hump their face...i rode the Chance Train. I had the biggest crush on him after that too, even though we never talked or even really saw each other. I was convinced i was in love with Chance but of course i wasn't.
Shortly after, my mom came to pick Robin and I up and take us to our house while Kailani rode home because he was scared of my mom because of March twentieth. Robin and I hung for a bit watching occasional vines and just chill'n. Then she had to leave, I got Kailani on the phone and got him to talk to my mom because she wasn't mad at all, and then he decided to come over because he was stranded downtown. We drove and got him and brought him to our house. He talked to my mom along the way and he ended up sleeping over because his mom kicked him out of the house. He smoked a bowl and i smoked a cig and then we passed out watching Paranormal Activity Four.
May i also mention that the twenty-fourth is my mom's birthday, so hip-hooray for the thirty-six year mark!

March 20th 2015

Taking it back  few days ago i remember volunteering for wheelchair basketball, sounds innocent right? Well hours after i went to Toby and his twin brother Hans' house, Kailani was also there.
Let me give you some background about Kailani, he's a trouble-maker. Last year he got put on probation for hitting someone in the face with his skateboard. He's a stoner, he smokes, he drinks, everything. He's crazy as all hell.
Anyway, I went to their house and we began playing poker in the loft upstairs, which was also their bedroom. It was normal poker...until.. someone, i dont remember who, had the great idea to turn it into strip poker. I agreed half halfheartedly, because i felt bad for my boyfriend, Oliver. We played for awhile, I creamed all of the guys (all three where in just underwear while i only lost my socks), then Toby's dad got suspicious and told us to come play in the living room, so clearly it turned to normal poker fast. We made a plan short after.
We were going to walk to my house, which is about fifteen minutes away and play poker there. We also were gonna invite some other girls to make it more equal for me. We began calling around and one girl, Cameron, to come and she agreed if there was gonna be alcohol. So we got our usual hookup from a girl about four blocks away from me, Belle, who was in ninth grade with us.
After buying a canning jar of ever-clear we walked a block into the alley and i smoked a cigarette, because I'm a light-weight i was falling into everyone and everything, until i eventually just sat there holding onto Toby. Then once we made it to my house, Cameron ditched and i was left in a room with three boys. Keep in mind i was drunk at this point. One of the guys was a goodie two shoes (Hans) and the other two being drunk as all hell and horny.
Strip poker began.
I did not do as good at my house, as i did at Toby's. Within four to five minutes i was down to my underwear and bra sitting on the floor. I was freezing so we all moved the game to the bed so i could be warmer. Then, my bra came off...then my underwear. I was drunk...very drunk so please stop judging me...i know you are. So i was under the covers with two other drunk guys just kinda going with it. I dont remember this but apparently i also showed them my turn-ons and was getting that held against me...so that was great. I blacked out. So the rest of this story is what the guys told me happened, and they are honest people.
I cant go into much detail because of my little.
I was told that i went to third base with the other two drunk guys, while Hans was just chillin in the corner trying to avoid us. I was all up on Toby because he's a total babe. So long story short i cheated on Oliver because i was being stupid and Kailani cheated on Emilie. But we promised to keep all night a secret. Thank God.
My mom walked in when they were walking out the back door to outside. I apparently told her "I made bad decisions tonight." Then i passed out. Kailani left his phone on my desk and a few days later came to get it. I thought i'd be grounded but nope. Just on mom 'probation' which is basically i cant leave her side.
Thanks for reading.
If you are going to give me hate then please dont waste your time because im not interested.
Im writing about this for your personal entertainment.
(Im also on tumblr @thegasstationkids)